| Destroy traditional values |
Secular Christmas | Defile Christian women | Witchcraft | Just don't get caught |
| Revealing clothing | There are no miracles |
Sure I'd sell my soul! |
Solstice celebration | Closed mind |
| I have no soul | Blasphemy is great! |
Evolution | Chimps turned into people | Skepticism |
| Assisted suicide | Sloth | My lord Satan | Zero population growth | Eating babies |
| One world government | Bible "contradictions" | Let's burn a flag! |
Hitler was Christian | I can't get a date |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!