| Pedophilia | I have no soul | Abortion for convenience | Women's equality | Casual sex |
| Hypocracy — what's the big deal? | Pointlessness of prayer |
Destroy traditional values |
Revealing clothing | Social Darwinism |
| Gluttony | Founding fathers were atheists | No responsibility | My lord Satan | No religion in school |
| Envy | Impatience is a virtue |
Harry Potter | Your mama... | Let's burn a church! |
| Temperance is lame |
Recreational drugs | Protest a church |
God is dead | Abolish chastity |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!