| Legalize prostitution | Sell your body |
Scientists have all the answers |
Gun control | Flying Spaghetti Monster |
| Remove "In God We Trust" | Desecrate a graveyard |
Zombies | Infanticide | Euthenasia |
| Wife swapping | Gambling | Science = Truth |
Open marriage | Let's burn a church! |
| Founding fathers were atheists | Kindness is for the weak |
Destroy traditional values |
Socialism | My lord Satan |
| Getting drunk | Witchcraft | Faith is dumb | Vanity | Do whatever feels good |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!