| Infanticide | I can't get a date |
Pride | Casual sex | Abolish chastity |
| Persecute Christians | Protest a church |
Sell your body |
Solstice celebration | Zombies |
| Socialism | Kindness is for the weak |
Our savior Richard Dawkins |
Revealing clothing | God is dead |
| One less god than you |
Religious people are stupid | Party all night | Survival of the fittest |
"Hooking up" |
| Destroy traditional values |
Let the poor starve |
Why be moral? | No justice | Sure I'd sell my soul! |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!