| Vanity | Teach children about sex | My lord Satan | There is no sin | Gambling |
| Eugenics | One less god than you |
Banning the Bible |
Eating babies | Dungeons and Dragons |
| Let's burn a flag! |
Women's equality | Evolution | Persecute Christians | Necrophilia |
| Impatience is a virtue |
Live for today | Public indecency | There are no miracles |
Scientists have all the answers |
| I can't get a date |
Heavy metal music | I have no soul | Darwin is my God |
Jesus didn't exist |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!