| Sure I'd sell my soul! |
Ayn Rand | Scientists have all the answers |
Banning school prayer |
Lead Christians into temptation |
| The Crusades | Impatience is a virtue |
Who created God? | "Hooking up" | Secular humanism |
| Religious people are stupid | Big Bang | Science = Truth |
Don't spank children | Eating babies |
| Blasphemy is great! |
Myth of Jesus | Teach children about sex | All religions are equal |
My lord Satan |
| Pharyngula | Religion kills | Dirty dancing | Religion is for losers |
Revealing clothing |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!