| Harry Potter | Banning the Bible |
Promote homosexuality in schools |
No consequences | Public indecency |
| All religions are equal |
Faith is dumb | Heavy metal music | I can't get a date |
Envy |
| Party all night | Witchcraft | Evolution | Recreational drugs | The Crusades |
| Dirty dancing | Founding fathers were atheists | Solstice celebration | Teach children about sex | Just don't get caught |
| Survival of the fittest |
There are no miracles |
Don't spank children | Religion kills | Little white lies |