| Jesus didn't exist | Religious people are stupid | Secular humanism | Zero population growth | Goth |
| Sloth | R-rated movies | Let's share STDs! | Remove "In God We Trust" | No point to life |
| Myth of Jesus | Darwin is my God |
Science = Truth |
Pride | Church is boring |
| "Hooking up" | Zombies | Gluttony | Occam's razor | Solstice celebration |
| Euthenasia | Women's equality | Might makes right | Necrophilia | Getting high |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!