| All religions are equal |
Sell your body |
Getting drunk | Pharyngula | Let's burn a church! |
| No religion in school |
We're just animals | Pedophilia | Lust | Dungeons and Dragons |
| Destroy traditional values |
My lord Satan | No responsibility | Dirty dancing | God is dead |
| Gay marriage | One world government | Why wait for marriage? |
Sure I'd sell my soul! |
The Lord's name taken in vain |
| Promote homosexuality in schools |
Banning the Bible |
Big Bang | There are no miracles |
I can't get a date |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!