Atheist bingo

Infanticide Occam's razor Let's burn
a church!
There is no sin Encourage kids
to doubt
Chimps turned into people Wife swapping Sloth Kindness
is for the weak
The Crusades
Little white lies Secular Christmas No responsibility Gluttony No religion
in school
Let's share STDs! Banning homeschooling Teach children about sex Harry Potter The Lord's name
taken in vain
Abolish chastity Promote homosexuality
in schools
I have no soul Big Bang Don't listen
to your parents

Atheist Bingo Rules

  1. Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
  2. Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
  3. Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
  4. If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
  5. Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!