Flying Spaghetti Monster	God is dead	Teach children about sex	"Hooking up"	Religion is for losers
Solstice celebration	Why not covet?	Just don't get caught	Charity is stupid	Pharyngula
I have no soul	One world government	No responsibility	Abortion for convenience	Assisted suicide
Religion kills	Banning the Bible	Closed mind	Zero population growth	Dirty dancing
Promote homosexuality in schools	Live for today	Church is boring	Pointlessness of prayer	Lust

Atheist Bingo Rules

Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!

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