One less god than you |
Single mothers |
Ayn Rand |
Live for today |
Women's equality |
| Getting high |
Gluttony |
Temperance is lame |
Why be moral? |
Why wait for marriage? |
| Might makes right |
Charity is stupid |
Science = Truth |
The Crusades |
Goth |
| Teach children about sex |
Hypocracy — what's the big deal? |
That's your reality |
Secular Christmas |
Gambling |
| Abortion for convenience |
Big Bang |
The Lord's name taken in vain |
Socialism |
I can't get a date |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!
(Printable card)
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