Atheist Bingo
Gay marriage Church is boring Sell
your body
Your mama... Who created God?
Darwin is
my God
Zombies Open marriage Do whatever
feels good
Public indecency
Hypocracy — what's the big deal? The Spanish Inquisition No God Solstice celebration Religion
is for losers
Zoophilia No free will Let the poor
starve
Heavy metal music Don't listen
to your parents
Eugenics Casual sex Don't spank children Jesus didn't exist Adultery is cool

Atheist Bingo Rules

  1. Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
  2. Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
  3. Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
  4. If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
  5. Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!

(Printable card)


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