| Gay marriage |
Church is boring |
Sell your body |
Your mama... |
Who created God? |
Darwin is my God |
Zombies |
Open marriage |
Do whatever feels good |
Public indecency |
| Hypocracy — what's the big deal? |
The Spanish Inquisition |
No God |
Solstice celebration |
Religion is for losers |
| Zoophilia |
No free will |
Let the poor starve |
Heavy metal music |
Don't listen to your parents |
| Eugenics |
Casual sex |
Don't spank children |
Jesus didn't exist |
Adultery is cool |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!
(Printable card)
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