| No justice |
Skepticism |
Charity is stupid |
Women's equality |
Adultery is cool |
| Faith is dumb |
Gay rights |
Dungeons and Dragons |
Dirty dancing |
Impatience is a virtue |
Darwin is my God |
Jesus didn't exist |
Evolution |
Abortion for convenience |
Zero population growth |
Encourage kids to doubt |
Little white lies |
"Hooking up" |
Sloth |
Big Bang |
That's what she said |
Pride |
No consequences |
I have no soul |
Recreational drugs |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!
(Printable card)
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