Atheist Bingo
Blasphemy
is great!
My lord Satan Single mothers Enjoying pornography Do whatever
feels good
Happy holidays Abortion for convenience God is dead Lust Zoophilia
Deny God Banning homeschooling No God Your mama... Destroy
traditional values
Getting drunk Dirty dancing Just a
coincidence
Pharyngula Recreational drugs
Protest
a church
Assisted suicide Why not covet? Darwin is
my God
Secular Christmas

Atheist Bingo Rules

  1. Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
  2. Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
  3. Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
  4. If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
  5. Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!

(Printable card)


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