Atheist Bingo
Party all night The Spanish Inquisition Why be moral? Open marriage Lust
No free will Gluttony Promote homosexuality
in schools
Ayn Rand Just don't
get caught
is for the weak
Legalize prostitution Science
There are
no miracles
That's what
she said
No consequences Myth of Jesus Euthenasia Eating babies Bible "contradictions"
Social Darwinism Envy Deny God Don't spank children Defile Christian women

Atheist Bingo Rules

  1. Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from (refresh the page to generate new cards).
  2. Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
  3. Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
  4. If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
  5. Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!

(Printable card)

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