Atheist Bingo
"Hooking up" Kindness
is for the weak
Promote homosexuality
in schools
Your mama... Church is boring
Flying Spaghetti Monster Open marriage Euthenasia Faith is dumb Ayn Rand
Encourage kids
to doubt
the Bible
No God Impatience
is a virtue
Closed mind
There is no sin The Lord's name
taken in vain
school prayer
of the fittest
Let the poor
Halloween Single mothers R-rated movies Envy Adultery is cool

Atheist Bingo Rules

  1. Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from (refresh the page to generate new cards).
  2. Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
  3. Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
  4. If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
  5. Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!

(Printable card)

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