| Church is boring | R-rated movies | Solstice celebration | Why be moral? | Halloween |
| Harry Potter | Bible "contradictions" | Blasphemy is great! |
Don't listen to your parents |
No religion in school |
| Slavery in the Bible |
Why wait for marriage? |
Science = Truth |
Necrophilia | I can't get a date |
| Let the poor starve |
No consequences | Charity is stupid | Let's burn a flag! |
Witchcraft |
| I have no soul | No free will | Who created God? | Hypocracy — what's the big deal? | Deny God |
Atheist Bingo Rules
- Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from www.iamatheist.com/bingo/atheist_card_only.php (refresh the page to generate new cards).
- Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
- Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
- If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
- Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!
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