Atheist Bingo
Do whatever
feels good
Assisted suicide Solstice celebration R-rated movies Survival
of the fittest
Goth Social Darwinism Legalize prostitution Determinism Violent
video games
the Bible
Just don't
get caught
No responsibility Kindness
is for the weak
Darwin is
my God
No religion
in school
Getting high Zero population growth Chimps turned into people Your mama...
Recreational drugs Adultery is cool Enjoying pornography Just a
Kid with
two mommies

Atheist Bingo Rules

  1. Print out this bingo card. If there are multiple players, print out additional pages from (refresh the page to generate new cards).
  2. Wander around until you come upon two or more atheists having a conversation. Eavesdrop, but don't let them know you're listening.
  3. Whenever one of the common atheist beliefs, practices, or conversation topics listed on the board is mentioned by one of the atheists, mark it off.
  4. If you are able to mark off five squares in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally (or, for advanced players, all the squares) you win! Remember not to yell "Bingo!" out loud or the atheists might get you!
  5. Take your winning card to the nearest participating evangelical gathering place to claim your prize! If you live in a God-fearing community with laws based on Biblical truth (as they should be), don't forget to report the atheists to authorities!

(Printable card)

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